Have you ever had a big machine and thought to yourself, “Self…that’s one big honkin’ machine! Wonder if I could bench it…?”
Well, we here at Hogland’s prefer that you not. Many workplace injuries are attributed to the rampant benching of everything from file cabinets to co-workers.
The thought of one of our machines causing such an injury, while tremendously funny, is one we’d rather not have.
So, please…do not attempt to benchpress your Hogland Copier!